I think the bigger problem is the female astronauts slonking around the cabin crotch-first
This is certified misinformation. Here’s the fact check destroying it.
The quote has been misattributed: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/masturbation-in-space-nasa-warning/
it’s highly unlikely, fluids stick together and make drops in the air which you can easily see and avoid. and also, come on, women getting accidentally impregnated by sperm floating through the air is even less likely that women getting accidentally impregnated by sperm swimming in the water of the public swimming pool …
Good point, don’t wank in the swimming pool either.
What about wanking in the hand lotion at least ?
Well I guess that’s fine. It’s a long time since I was at school but I don’t think hands can get pregananant.
Urban legend, dude wanked in the hand lotion and sis used it as lube or something.
People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.
The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.
Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.
Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?
The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.
Receptacle*
These guys never heard of a “posh-wank?”
Edit: a posh wank is when you jerk it wearing a condom. Its also helpful if ur guy that doesnt like “the feel of condoms”
That’s when you eat your cum so you don’t have to clean up right?
Not exactly haha…its when you jack it with a condom on
Jack what?
IT
Have they actually done a fluid simulation, I still hold the position you can’t bukake in space or microgravity as it where
Semen isn’t gravity fed so I don’t think the lack of it would make a difference.
Idk I think semen can have a little gravity, as a treat
I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.
Nut allergies strike again!
Not long ago I learned nut allergies aren’t really a thing anymore. https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2025/nov/11/peanut-allergies-declining-children-explained
Bam. Fun fact.
Awesome! Thank you for this!
“Three female astronauts can be impregnated by the same man on the same session… it finds its way,” Smyth replied.
Not buying it at all… I’m not saying it’s impossible but the odds must be astronomical (no pun intended) just for one pregnancy… not even in a million years. Life finds a way, I know, but come on!
well the article is from the future so we have to take their word for it
This article was originally published on 23 July 20222
Damn, that’s already after the butlerian jihad
No, it’s true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.
LMAO. Gold.
I don’t think there will be any problem if you do it with just one hand instead of two, since you’ll need the other hand to hold onto something. Although they have all sorts of straps there, so the problem is completely made up.
