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minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·24 days agoBent: over. Buttcheeks: spread. Bootstraps: pulled. Ready, Cap’n! 🫡
minus-squareCatoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 days agoSpreading cheek and pulling bootstraps at the same time?? You’ll go far!
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 days agoHow does one grab one’s bootstraps without spreading cheek?
Bent: over.
Buttcheeks: spread.
Bootstraps: pulled.
Ready, Cap’n! 🫡
Spreading cheek and pulling bootstraps at the same time?? You’ll go far!
How does one grab one’s bootstraps without spreading cheek?