I’m a lot of things, but not a Velociraptor

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  • You know? I’m starting to think that November doesn’t matter at all.

    I mean: we already know that the current administration can openly ignore judges without any consequence. So: what is anyone going to do if after November, the pedoparty loses all their seats but they simply ignore the results and stay in power? Who’s gonna arrest them? Who’s gonna enforce the judge ruling saying that X or Y won that seat and the pedopolitician in question should be removed from it?

    I don’t think right now the US has the spine to start a civil war and, frankly, you are gonna need it. It’s about time you realize your legal system and your judges are worth shit if the people enforcing the laws and rulings are in bed with the ones breaking the law.


  • I didn’t? Wait, let me check a second…

    You just need to be a decent human being and poof you’re an exception to the rule of “I hate all men”.

    There it is. Do you find it that hard to treat others with respect?

    The fact that you are all trying to fight me over this as if I was asking the impossible to not hate men is the fucking reason why women pick the damn bear in the forest dilemma.

    You are angry because a rando on the internet told you that if you don’t want women to hate you, you need to treat them as a decent human being. That’s all.

    This is embarrassing.



  • Look, I don’t have to work on making men become decent towards women.

    As I’ve explained, it’s extremely easy to become an exception to the present rule yet you are getting concerned about me hating the whole male collective because I said that all you need to do to not be hated is simply being a decent human being.

    Do you think it’s hard for the men collective to achieve the goal of being decent human beings and that’s why you are so concerned?






  • No, no, as a fellow velocirap er… human being, I tell you it’s ok to say you hate all men. Because it’s extremely easy to prove you are not an absolute POS and therefore be an exception to the rule. You just need to be a decent human being and poof you’re an exception to the rule of “I hate all men”. Because that rule is referred to the majority of assholes that roam around, not to every single man without exception.

    Edit: I love the amount of people angry at me because I said that the only thing a man has to do to not be in the “hated list” is to be a decent human being as if I were asking them to climb the fucking Everest barehanded.

    Give me a damn break…



  • Nu-uh. The flying spaghetti monster was created by someone’s wish to the dragon balls. They wished for a being capable of defeating goku in a martial arts tournament but the combat was deemed too dangerous for the universe’s existence so it never happened. Now both exist, aware of each other, and keeping their distance to each other (although having a healthy friendship through mail) so they keep the universe whole.





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    14 days ago

    You still have to meet a chatgpt relay drone then. I’ve met some. The conversation with them is basically you asking them something (usually about their assumed field of expertise) and them relaying to you whatever bullshit the chatbot vomits to them. Especially fun when you meet them in a working context where they are supposedly an “expert” that comes to solve an issue for you.