Etterra

King: I just received word from the pipe - apparently he’s banned crossbows.

General: We’re still gonna use em though, right?

King: Well I mean not with all these Saxons around.

I know how electricity works, but without any technology more advanced than flint tools I’m gonna just have to go with “magic.”

That fucking yacht never stood a chance lol

If you switch to vertical farming then the only limitation on population is based solely on the heat output generated by humans and our technology.

I have now.

Sigh… That’s fine, I’ll be dead in a couple of decades anyway I guess.

I wonder if anyone’s figured out a way to automate burning corporate money through the constant use of AI. Like a bot that just chain prompts the same five questions on loop, or something.

Clearly Brooke has never met a raver.

NGL I could go for a mixed cheese platter.

Bank boss says sorry after describing workers as ‘lower value human capital’

FTFY

Can’t?

Remember that the crusade against Cuba is all about money.

Yeah, but these days I’m more tired than irritated.

I’m sure there weren’t any socially awkward people that never dance in that class at all.

I know he’s a bigger asshole than most of us.

Elon tried to hack his own avatar but instead of buffing his stats he just broke guys own rendering code and more he’s stuck in low-poly mode and the error log is building towards an overflow crash.

The horse has been kinda shoved out of the way for now. It’s good that he’s still around though, in case this whole civilization thing goes sideways but doesn’t actually kill us all.