You left out the part where the baby contracts herpes.
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Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
Climate@slrpnk.net•Cycling like the Dutch would slash the world’s carbon footprint31·5 days agoAs an American, the closest I’ve come up death, by far, is on bicycles. I’m also a motorcyclist, but my closest calls have been on bicycles.
I’ve also had bicycles stolen. Per mile traveled, it’s amazing how often they’re stolen.
Bicycling in America is a great way to put your life at risk and have to take a taxi home because someone stole your vehicle. If you try to improve it with things like “15 minute city” initiatives, right-wingers freak out about a conspiracy to control them. It sucks.
Fuck trains, too, at least in America. The other day, I had to wait almost half an hour while a cargo and lumber train blocked my path, switching cars on and off of a branch line. There were probably 50+ cars, idling in the heat for half an hour, all so that some train company can make a few bucks by abusing its employees, inconveniencing the public, and skip infrastructure maintenance on land that was granted to them generations ago.
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
DeGoogle Yourself@lemmy.ml•Here is another reason Google is terrible.
92·5 days agoStrong 8th grade vibes. “I asked Becky if she would be my girlfriend and she said no, so I crossed her name off my textbook cover and wrote BITCH over it. That’ll show her! Why isn’t she noticing what I wrote? Fuckin’ Becky is such a bitch, she hasn’t even looked at what I wrote over her name!”
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
DeGoogle Yourself@lemmy.ml•Here is another reason Google is terrible.
7·5 days agoThey could go against this, but what would they win?
Accuracy. Literally the #1 thing I value in maps. Changing the name tells me that they care about political appeasement more than accuracy.
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
World News@quokk.au•Most of U.S. aluminum comes from Canada. Industry says ‘good luck’ replacing it
75·8 days agoI am convinced that nobody in the Trump administration has any understanding of economics whatsoever. It’s like their entire understanding of prosperity comes from watching mob movies.
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
World News@quokk.au•Most of U.S. aluminum comes from Canada. Industry says ‘good luck’ replacing it
28·8 days agoMust be embarrassing as fuck to be an American.
It is. The most annoying thing, socially speaking, is that the ones who should feel most embarrassed absolutely are not.
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
Linux@lemmy.ml•Canadians have a historic opportunity to punch Microsoft in the face
103·11 days agoThe average office worker has a good chance of a complete meltdown if an icon on their desktop is moved. Government and business are not going to move to Linux on the desktop.
I fully recognize the absurdity of this, particularly in an era when a huge number of office jobs are basically just interacting with a web browser. I’ve just spent enough time writing software for “regular folks” to see why it’s not going to happen.
I’ve heard both Melon Husk and Lil’ Jeffy Kisses repeat this sentiment. Where do they even get their figure? Something like 120 billion humans have existed, ever, and there has been only one Einstein and one Mozart. 1/120B * 1T = 8.5.
Factor in the widespread nutritional and medical resource shortages that would come along with one trillion humans, and I’m confident that number would drop to zero.
It seems to be that we’d be better off ensuring the future of humanity and focusing on science. Surely it would be quicker to experiment with genetics to grow an Einstein than it would be to implement a trillion-human breeding lottery hoping to find one.
I believe he’s said that he doesn’t listen to music, which makes it even funnier to me. A real, “hello fellow humans” moment from Robo Chromedome.
How does one qualify for a job in that particular field? It sounds like an interesting intersection of tangible creation, service, and medical knowledge.
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
Science@lemmy.ml•Biological sex is neither binary nor a spectrum – a biologist explains how it’s multidimensional
2·15 days agoI’ve read that women’s skin is elastic along two axes while men’s skin is elastic along only one axis. Is true, or variable across a spectrum, or simply false?
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
Europe@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Riot police try to disperse a Pro-Palestinian protest but quickly retreat when they realize that the crowd chose not to run away.
11·17 days agoThank you for proving my point.
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
Europe@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Riot police try to disperse a Pro-Palestinian protest but quickly retreat when they realize that the crowd chose not to run away.
2·17 days agoThose are completely separate things. American right wingers were pouring out wine and throwing cheese away as a “fuck you” to the French who dared not support GWB. These were the days when I regularly read “if you don’t support our President, you’re not a real American.”
It had nothing to do with France’s history. If Germany refused to back us, right wingers would have been selling or crushing their BMWs and Mercedes in a performative fashion.
This is just how the right wing behaves. If they don’t get what they want, they demonize whoever didn’t support them. It’s the same way that Trump runs everything: like a petulant mob boss.
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
Europe@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Riot police try to disperse a Pro-Palestinian protest but quickly retreat when they realize that the crowd chose not to run away.
2·18 days agoAmericans saw the French as surrending cowards due to WWII, long before the while Iraq thing. I have no idea why there are two people in these comments pushing this claim that it’s due to the Iraq war.
The jokes were always ignorant, but they’ve been around since WWII.
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
Europe@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Riot police try to disperse a Pro-Palestinian protest but quickly retreat when they realize that the crowd chose not to run away.
36·18 days ago“Cheese-eating surrender monkeys” long predates the Iraq war. It comes from their surrender in WWII. Yes, the jokes ignore their resistance movement and the fact that they basically lost an entire generation of young men to WWI. It also ignores that Britain failed to help France.
I have never in my life heard of Italians being stereotypical cowards.
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
Privacy@lemmy.ml•You Should Stop Using Meta (Facebook) Products at All Costs
2·18 days agoI think you misunderstood the parent comment. Admittedly, it was poorly worded.
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How much can somebody realistically get selling furniture and other home stuff before downsizing?
7·18 days agoFrom what I’ve seen, it’s CRT televisions that are sought after by vintage gamers, not out-of-date computer monitors. There were so many truly awful CRT computer monitors out there before LCDs came around. I’m aware that there were plenty of cheap, low-quality LCDs, too, I just want to drive home the point about all the awful, .41 dot-pitch, flickering SVGA monitors with inconsistent, blotchy color that roamed the earth in the before times (i.e. the 90s).
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How much can somebody realistically get selling furniture and other home stuff before downsizing?
12·18 days agoThings like the 40 year old computer monitors have a negative value, unless they’re something special like a 21" Trinitron or an IBM T220/221.
Unless the furniture and furnishings are of a sought-after style (e.g. Art Deco), they’re basically worthless.
I sold most of my belongings back in 2009. Furniture and beds had basically zero value. A solid wood table retained decent value. Electronics were worthless unless they were vintage collectable (e.g. Rotel amplifier). eBay was the best place to sell things because people are committed. Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace are a huge time-suck because you get so many flakes, low-ballers, and tire-kickers.
Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zipto
Programming@programming.dev•AI Software Development – What Does The Data Say?
1·18 days agoThe problem is that you’re not arguing anything.
No, the problem is that you presented no argument. You just presented a false equivalence.
Your first comment is an ad hominem at best
I quite literally addressed what you wrote, and the complete lack of substance. It wasn’t any kind of personal attack. You’re abusing logical fallacies in order to sidestep the fact that you never presented any kind of argument.
Your actual argument boils down to, “AI isn’t complex enough yet, therefore it will never be or is some long time away”. Okay, that’s really not much of an argument. Progress marches on.

Yes. I’ve heard many of them talk about the use of a suction extraction device, and how it painfully rips the “baby” apart, limb by limb.