It’s a good thing there’s always someone that stays, right? Right?

As a guy who’s really into clowns and mimes and can’t explain why - yeah, that tracks.

What people don’t understand is that by siding with the resistance in the movies, you get a little dose of the same chemicals you’d get if you sided with the resistance in real life. Enough so that you feel satisfied in your quest for righteousness, and are more likely to be passive in your real world life.

We are, as a species, all still too used to believing that the shadows on the cave wall are reality.

Go get em, Mr. Shlong!

Can I just use regular iodized table salt, or do I have to have pure, lab-grade sodium chloride?

WHERE’D YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF MY MOTHER?