I see Gumby strutting

“I’m gonna fckn quack”

Red, with the blue sausage

aww I got my bike out of the garage ready to go but that’s farther than an afternoon of pedaling from Cincinnati

I think I have evidence my cat is dumb:

• I always call him dumb.
• He is not dissuaded from staring at me from this distance.
• His brain’s always itchy from overheating; needs scratches thru the ears, thumps foot when you hit the lone fold.
• Maybe he’s just consenting to being called dumb since it’s out of affection anyway.
• Then again rayyeerrrrr and airr are his only words, so what could he know. He never asks me to rewind Wizard of Oz to where the dog gets tornadoed or shit like that.

whereabouts you at bro/vette?

A half measure

I am behind the times on some abbreviations. And dense.

What is AD in this context?