You must be younger, because this diagram is spot on for me

You must be really popular at barbeques

Ok kids! Get your marshmallows!

Well that’s disappointing

Wiebo Ludwig has entered the chat

Just wait until I get my package of live termites in the mail! I ordered it off of amazon while I was working from home!

I wouldn’t put it past them

My ancestors watching me scroll the Hub:

the lecherous cur summons harlots again! Advert thine eyes as he self flagellates!

This, right here, is why I hated botany.

Man, I was idly browsing the front page while stuck in meeting, and ate the fuck out of this onion.

Granny just giving gummers

Me too. I’ve worked extensively on open pit mines, and I’ve never seen anything like that in my time there.

I’m not an expert or even an equipment operator, but I’ve seen them break shit. Buckets are tough. One that big is very tough.

I bet the hydrogen peroxide they added to the water certainly didn’t help much either

Oh man, I would have sold my SNES to eat a paint chip that size as a kid

Funnily enough, I saw this meme earlier, and thought it was an AI rendering of the world’s fastest manhole cover. Then I scrolled Lemmy, and here I am.

POV you drunkenly sent messages on TEAMS and how HR has a lockout device on your laptop

Need one to defend yourself from 30-50 Carboniferous mosquitoes

Thanks.

5x5 is a good program. I do CrossFit for the variety - I know it gets shit on but it gets me to the gym. I am more than likely undiagnosed ADHD, so the novel workouts hit the spot for me. The variety in consulting is why I also thrive in that sphere.

I’ve got strong legs, shoulders, and back, but I wish I had the build of your typically gym bro.