'sup, scro?

Psh you youngsters with your fancy serial ports! Tin cans with string were good enough for my grandparents and they’re good enough for me!

How dare you not run out and buy a brand new, well, EVERYTHING every single year! Do you want the communists to win?

Go suck an egg!

Curse of agony and corruption spells were the thing before they got nerfed

Neither did WOW ones, every time I’d complete an impossible task and get my reward they’d nerf it and start giving it away the next week

AHHH! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! I’M TOO LOW LEVEL TO DIE!! sorry ptsd kicked in there

But you must choose! You must pick a team, red or blue and FIGHT! Fight your neighbors to the death! Fight for the amusement of billionaires glory of Rome America!

Yeehaw

But I’m posting comments! I’m doing my part!

They’re not real, it’s an egg in disguise

They don’t call their mom, but I call their mom! /s

They did the math

Many voices are saying it. The best voices, the ones in my head.

Everyone is confused, it’s a Trumphal arch there’s no I

So strange that this admin would prefer small, defenseless boats!

I also only "read’ Playboy for the articles

One giant wedgie for all humanity, coming up

Bout tree fiddy

I can’t afford a horse! I was supposed to ride for free! Where am I gonna get a stable?!