Not just bikes, I’m guessing.

E-bikes can go much faster, though. Kids on pedal bikes are inherently speed limited.

Yeah.

Ah, OK. Not much better from what I’ve heard.

It is Texas after all.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Also…

Australia does not permit foreign military bases on its soil,

What the fuck is Pine Gap, then?

This reads to me like they’re expanding the idea of the Company Town to an entire country.

If you collaborate with fascists, you’re a fascist. I fucking hate this timeline.

BAT!

Being anything for all eternity would suck. I don’t want to live forever. I’m not even sure about the rest of the week.

Would you prefer Comic Sans?

I’m a always especially impressed by comedians that can work successfully in a second language.

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“Kids these days” has been a complaint from older generations for as long as there’s been language.

May I present in counter-argument Henning Wehn

As much as I detest this pointless inter-generational conflict and dumb labels, if you start calling Gen X ‘Boomers’ don’t be surprised when you get pushback. If anything, Gen X has the biggest grudge against the baby boomers out of all. Those fuckers were our parents, and they sold us a lie.

Spoiler: I already was.

Does that mean I can call anyone under 30 an infant?

I sometimes feel like the entire capitalist economy, and not just in the USA, is running on perverse incentives.