It’s true. My cats do not give a shit about facts.

I mean, it’s okay to swear regardless of what anyone thinks of the words.

Unless you’re being an unserious silly pants and I’m too autistic to tell.

Satire is dead. I’m pretty sure I saw something about someone being able to get one of ‘em to help them plan a mass shooting so…

I’m pretty sure that has always been the case.

Chainmail blanket.

Software updates via the phone app 😒

Is the hamster republican?

Ew, spotify.

FYI, this meme image is the ai slop version.

It’s not actually illegal. That’s just what the boss told you so you wouldn’t organize.

Fr. Blue paid check and everything. Gross.

Did they tho? Did they really?

It’s pissing them off so I am absolutely all for it.

“Now, have yea always been that way, or is it a new thing yer tryin out?”

Hi. Can we just call people shitheads and NOT come up with a bunch of new slurs please?

You don’t smoke more than I do. Shut the fuck up.

Yeah it’s cool I was just bein a silly

Sure bud.

Yes it is. Because nazis have very little reading comprehension.

It’s a thing on longer road trips especially. You’ll pass someone going a little slower and a few miles later they will pass you. You’ll do that back and forth for a while and yes, it is sad when they have to stop playing and go home.