Sir this is the internet - you’re not allowed to be right

Bro I started singing it in my head before I even finished reading half the first panel

Don’t they normally sell flowers at hospitals? At least I’ve seen a few gift shops in hospitals I think at least one had flowers

What are you 90? Do you keep tissues in your sleeve, too?

Holy fuck it’s insane

Bee cums

No way I think this guy is actually being serious

I’ve been learning a lot about covert narcissism and it explains exactly why my life has been in shambles for the past 3 decades and never seems to get better.