True mastery of gambling only comes after a realisation of when is the best time to quit.

(It’s never)

Or he just didn’t pay attention in class when it was taught.

Fuck you, I’m not old!

Sure is! HRT doesn’t work that way. It will make you look like Scout’s mother. Pay attention!

“Just a reflection of a reflection of a reflection of a reflection”

idk tbh

Canada doesn’t exist either.

Shame she doesn’t exist.

No! I wanted orange!

Unit lost. Unable to comply, building in progress. Unit lost.

Nobody is telling you what you can do, just what you shouldn’t. If you can’t understand the difference, that’s on you.

I read that as “cowbee”. Eh, close enough.

Here we go, this is a doozy… My cousin called me. Let’s call her May. She’s… Highly intelligent And I think she genuinely has two master’s degrees. One in geography and the other in, I don’t remember. She’s Polish. She grew up in Poland. And like, she was a fantastic girl. She is a fantastic girl. She studied in Sweden, she studied everywhere, and she ended up as a bank director

I stopped reading right there because this is exactly how Trump talks.

Battleship potemkin village

What is that in Rankine?

I’ll drink to that!

For me it’s usually “same liver, different eagles”

Feathered man