It’s so watery. And yet, there’s a smack of banan to it

“That person over there hates me because my cart is .75 inches away from the edge. They probably want me to move so they can grab something off the shelf I’m parked at. They can tell I’m uncomfortable and they think I’m pathetic for it.” -my brain

Always wanted to do this. I grew up in a town with a seasonal trolley, nicely flat tracks were unused in the colder months. Would have been perfect, but tricky to get the wheels just right to avoid derailment

For RATM specifically I think hateful people believe that Zack de la Rocha is endorsing killing in the name of

Great way to protect your teeth, simply deepthroat the glizzy and inhale the sugary liquid

What in the goddamn?

Oh nooo I’m jaywalking again! Someone needs to stop me before I commit more heinous misdemeanors!