And what’s your mothers maiden name? And your SSN?

White and black is Bishop aka Bishop bug, baby bug, and fucking asshole.

Grey is Rook aka baby baby or muffin when he’s in trouble (He hates it).

5 cats. All black.

Batman, aka buttbutt, battyboombatty

Butterfly, aka princess skeeter, sneeder, skeets.

Edgar Vedder Allen Poe, aka eddie boots, smedley bootler, cuti-booties.

Gary, aka growler, the belly

Morgue, aka morgo the destroyer, morganza, morgy porgy, or morgz

Cat-Cat, the cat. Gets called Catters, cat, dum-dum, fuzzy banana or fuzzy sausage. And Baby Cat-Cat.

Used to have a cat named Bip Bimp Thrimp Bup Doodlebug Goose Sunnyside Up but I called him Shrimpy.

My cat’s Government name is Tostada. With his full title it becomes Tostada the Toe Annihilator.

We call him Toast, Toasty, Toasters, Toaster Roaster, Toast Malone, or Toaster Strudels.

OP, gathering secret questions clues to get all our passwords :)

The tabby cat is Padfoot, aka Paddy, aka Paddycakes, aka Paddifer, aka Sir Paddington, aka Crabcake.

The black cat is Nox, aka Knock-Knock, aka Noxy, aka Princess of Darkness, aka Cheddar (Bay) Biscuit.

My cat is named Denise the Menace because she lives to attack your toes. Doesn’t matter if you’re sleeping, carrying hot things or running away from her. Your toes are HER TOES. She is a bully who will back you into a corner till she gets the nibbles she wants.

We exclusively call her BABY KITTY! Pronounced just under shouting levels because she is perfect and has never done anything bad in her entire life.

Her name is Margie, short for Margarine (the shelter named her that). I mostly call her creature, goblin, baba, monster, and grumpy.

Galleta (Pronounced Guy Ettah), I call her ‘weird puppy’

Snagglepuss, Snaggles/Snags for short. She can be a lil shithead sometimes but I would die for her

Someone’s fishing for answers to a security question. Tomorrow we’ll have “What’s your mother’s maiden name?” 😁

Falcor, because he is pure white, like the luck dragon.

Sour cream purrito.

Because he is dumb as rocks. Like a sour cream burrito.

This is “Oskar”. When we don’t want him to know we are talking about him, we use “Schnuffel”, which is derived from the german word for sniffing, “schnüffeln”.