The messaging from Kremlin-controlled media is that a summer vacation in the Black Sea port city of Tuapse – hit five times by Ukrainian kamikaze drones in the past 40 days – is an excellent idea.

No need to bring sunscreen! The oil will coat your skin when you jump in and you don’t need to worry for the rest of the day!

  • carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    16 days ago

    “The whole world is cleaning up Tuapse

    Yep the Ukrainians have generously cleaned up all those nasty storage tanks blocking the views.

    “I confirm… with each passing day, traces of enemy raids in the city are dwindling.”

    Until next time lol. There doesn’t seem to be any air defense aimed at stopping a next time.

    • IphtashuFitz@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      16 days ago

      Yeah, the raids are dwindling because all the key targets have been struck and destroyed or heavily damaged. Rebuild those targets and let’s see how quickly the drones reappear.