WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in which he stated that he was only six animal penises away from curing cancer. “After major breakthroughs in obtaining the penises of a manatee, an armadillo, and […]
  • walden@wetshav.ingEnglish
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    2 months ago

    The headline could have been anything, and I would still have to check for satire. The old leather purse has no brain.