• YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    Sales Director: A client bought our product on the premise it has feature A Me (dev): That feature doesn’t exist Sales Director: ….

    True story…

  • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    A cowboy rides his horse in the prairies. Sees a canyon and says, “I’m a cowboy, I’ll jump that canyon!”

    He directs the horse in a gallop toward the canyon. The horse stops short of jumping, and says “You’re the cowboy, you jump.”

  • Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    We implemented a system where users could call each other and share their screen. Sales team sold it with the promise that we would be implementing an option for the users to control the other user’s shared screen remotely.