“From now on, we’ll handle the poll the same way we handled the Crimea referendum”.

Changing polling methods sounds a lot safer than getting fired and sent to the front.

Taking a lesson from tRump I see.

The polling questions have been revised as follows:

select the answer that most closely aligns with your personal belief:

• I fully support President Vladimir Putin
• I am a gulag and/or military conscription enthusiast

At this rate, he’s gonna be the most popular president who’s ever lynched!

From 99% down to a rock bottom 98%!