• edwardbear@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      “What’s your wish?” “I want my fingernails and boogers to turn into diamonds”

      “The fuck is wrong with you”

      • WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        “Kazaam your wish is granted!”

        Your boogers now turn into diamonds…while they’re still inside your sinuses.