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minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoCan’t hold game controllers without an erection not practical
minus-squareedwardbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI mean the dexterity would be literally fucked up, but imagine smashing your literal dick on a finishing move, while 1v1ing your homie
minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoIt would be my middle finger for flipping people off what would I even press with that
minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoHow simultaneously large and small are your hands
minus-squareswab148@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoIt ain’t the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean 😉
minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI’m more concerned as to how upsetting this might be to modern understandings of physics
Can’t hold game controllers without an erection not practical
I mean the dexterity would be literally fucked up, but imagine smashing your literal dick on a finishing move, while 1v1ing your homie
It would be my middle finger for flipping people off what would I even press with that
Triggers?
How simultaneously large and small are your hands
It ain’t the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean 😉
I’m more concerned as to how upsetting this might be to modern understandings of physics