You can stuff a roll of hundos up any of your holes and when you turn into a pen, the money stays inside you, so if you’re willing to sodomize yourself, you can make like five thousand dollars a pop. I’ve done this forty-six thousand times and I am buying my third house with cash as we speak!
You can stuff a roll of hundos up any of your holes and when you turn into a pen, the money stays inside you, so if you’re willing to sodomize yourself, you can make like five thousand dollars a pop. I’ve done this forty-six thousand times and I am buying my third house with cash as we speak!
The best part? You don’t need superpowers to shove cash up your butt. Realize your dreams today!
Wait, this is about superpowers? “Turning into a pen” is a sex move in my colloquial vocabulary.