• Lumisal@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Hmmmm good point.

      What if you turn into a pelican and fly out with the money in your mouth?

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            2 months ago

            Tellers are trained to not give any money to birds. They instruct the security guard to shoot them. Without opposable thumbs, you’re gonna need compliant tellers.

            Shapeshift as the manager, ask for passwords, keys, codes, stay late, clean the place out. Really the best option for this score.

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              2 months ago

              But not as whacky as a pelican with hands that can talk, but yeah, your own sounds better