Ever since I first played Sekiro I’ve been “joking” that one of my bucket list life goals is to plat every one of Miyazaki’s games and then jump him at a convention. I want dearly to kick his ass but I also want it to be absolutely clear that it’s not because I can’t beat his games, it’s because I did beat them.
I want to! Unfortunately my wife recently pointed out that transitioning has made me a suboptimal vessel for true revenge, in that I am now a gigantic woman-like creature with a preference for open toe shoes, and that based on his games and interviews Miyazaki would most likely be sexually thrilled to get his ass beat by someone matching my description
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Ever since I first played Sekiro I’ve been “joking” that one of my bucket list life goals is to plat every one of Miyazaki’s games and then jump him at a convention. I want dearly to kick his ass but I also want it to be absolutely clear that it’s not because I can’t beat his games, it’s because I did beat them.
You at the convention, in peak form:
Fuck that I’m going full bonk, been training with a 20lb rubber hammer lol
I kind of love your energy to be honest.
Thank you!!
Do it… do it for us, the ones that can’t 100% beat his games
I want to! Unfortunately my wife recently pointed out that transitioning has made me a suboptimal vessel for true revenge, in that I am now a gigantic woman-like creature with a preference for open toe shoes, and that based on his games and interviews Miyazaki would most likely be sexually thrilled to get his ass beat by someone matching my description