• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      I thought when my daughter was born, I’d suddenly be inspired to make great dad jokes all the time, but so far, nothing. It’s disappointing. I’m not half as hilarious as the mailman has been recently.

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    2 months ago

    7yo with some avocado on fork: Dad, would you rather eat avocado or McDonalds?

    Me: Hmmm, avocado.

    7yo: me too, Mcdonalds would be all concrete and metal.

    Me: LOL, well played.