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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    Then: Books, Movies, Videos, Blogs, Articles Now: C O N T E N T

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      Man, I hate the word content.

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    See also the client camera movement guide:

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      This is ridiculous. There’s no way a client calls a dolly a “pan”.

      That’s obviously zooming.

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    Everything is a file

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      What about a process? File gone wild?

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        I’d call that a file loaded to memory

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    I also hate the way “algorithm” has taken over the public consciousness. You can find people unironically saying “I don’t want any algorithm in my social media feed”, which is a nonsensical statement.

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      People are onto something though - there’s been a noticeable shift from social media just showing you your feed in a chronological manner to it showing you personally tailored content that shuffles on each refresh and aims to hook you into endless doomscrolling. I understand perfectly well what’s an algorithm, but good luck explaining to people that it’s not that specific thing.

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    I call everything a script. Makes the Java devs real mad. Makes the PM’s super confused.

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      A million-line project spread over a hundred files

      It’s a script!

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        sqlite is technically just one C source file, so that’s definitely a script.

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