Explanation For Those Wondering: US President Garfield was the victim of an assassination attempt in 1881 AD. The bullet did not immediately kill him - in fact, he was in relatively good spirits about his chances over the coming weeks, though the danger was considered serious.
… the incompetent doctors who operated on him worsened the wound, caused an infection, and ensured the assassin’s bullet did its job of killing President Garfield.
He would pass away on a Monday.
He hates Mondays…
just to clarify, the man treating him was called Doctor.
Wow, what a name. Doc Bliss.
Now that’s a method the tiger moms need to pick up. “My daughter called lawyer, my son called doctor.”
Prior to his untimely death, how did he feel about lasagna?
With his hands, after it had cooled a little. Just like everyone else.
The doctor also tried to feed him through his butthole…
There is evidence that in emergencies oxygen can be administered through the rectum. Like a turtle.
oxygen yes, but this guy gave him daily beef stock enemas for months.
