Honey mustard abortion
This feels like a weird kink I’ve never heard of before
The only appetiser at the Punk dive bar.
“Italian Autism” sounds more like a Ferrari fan blog though
Hell yeah, I went with Oiltism.
Disappointment gang gang
Blue cheese not bigoted
My fav kind of blue cheese 😍
Blue cheese liberal is mine hahahah
Hi (are we related?) I’m blue cheese atheist!
At least it doesn’t sound gross? Sorry [email protected]
Miso Fat…
That works way better than it should
Ranch Transgender will be the name of my T4T cowboy resort.
Holy fuck, me too! Meet in the barn after horse-work or whatever? :3
Just call me Buttermilk Transgirl.
I don’t have cowboy boots, but I’ve got a nice pair of thorogoods! So… Yee haw?
🤠🤠🤠
Vinaigrette Dropout.
I’m Vinegarette No Children.
Oilanvinegar Blackwife
Greek Queer
Well now I want a Greek queerus – a Greek chorus but like extremely gay.
Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name
That said, for my mom I’m guessing it would be “Caesar took too long to get help” which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire
Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.
Onion Vinaigrette No Contact
Vodka, and Vodka
Hmmmm…. I think there’s potential in the name Thousand Island Felon
Caesar Gay
Gay Caesar is an awesome name!
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your rears!”
This is definitely the name that would be the most successful for an actual stripper
sigh Russian alcoholic.
