
He Touched Me, and Now He’s Inside Me, and That’s How I Know He’s Coming

We are the Milkmen, our milk is holy.



This sticker was on a car I was stuck behind a while ago.

So did you let him in?
No he was behind so he went in
Typical.

Convince me that the beauty on the right isn’t James Spader wearing a wig.
I thought it was Stephen Fry in drag.
It’s clearly John Lithgow before he went bald.
I thought it was a young Jay Leno
“Jesus Fix My Hair”
Plot twist: Jesus is the name of their hair stylist who is currently on vacation with his boyfriend in Costa Rica.
Beat me to it! Saw this on vinesauce the other day
Are we sure these aren’t all cries for help from musicians who’d been molested at church?
My immediate thought. Thankyou.
You can’t tell me these guys don’t meddle with some suppressed sexual desire for strong men.
Never underestimate the unspoken craving for daddies among the lieutenants of patriarchal systems.
Triple umlaut u
u⃛
If you’ve ever played Atari, this is the last thing you see before you die in Space Invaders.
That’s a thing?
It is used by Ubergermans as emoji of three-eyed smiling monster.
Ah, of course the Germans have an emoji for everything
German scat fetish emoji:
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Dont have the pics handy, but my favorites were
“Touching Jesus”
“Ths golden organ”
My partner used to go to a particularly crazy church in her youth. Think speaking with tounges and moving with the spirit.
Apparently it wasn’t uncommon for people to refer to Jesus as daddy and yell shit like “Yes daddy”
Sounds like a MAGA rally.
Let him in:

This takes me back to a blog I used to read back in the day that did a couple of worst album covers posts.
https://web.archive.org/web/20110515093846/http://salamitsunami.com/archives/91









