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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 19 days ago

EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide

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EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide

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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 19 days ago
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WASHINGTON—Saying they saw no reason to limit any potential agricultural use of the flammable combination of gelling agents and gasoline, officials at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency approved napalm as a pesticide Friday. “Following a thorough review, the EPA has found that napalm, with its ability to burn at temperatures exceeding 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit, is highly […]
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  • Hux@lemmy.ml
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    100% ate the onion on that headline…

  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    “We feel a real synergy as the new EPA federal building, Monsanto Hall, was christened last week”, said EPA spokesperson Viscount Dragool IV.

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    I mean, it is effective at defoliage

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    It may be less damaging to the environment than glyphosate in the long run.

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    I love the smell of no crops in the morning.

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    Other good advice buried at the bottom: use of landmines very effective for culling rabbits getting into your garden.

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      As someone who has 15000 rabbits running around my yard at night. I support this.

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    This is how we get rid of the pedos and their protectors in DC

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    Some people apparently dont know you can legitimately buy anti weed flamethrower. (They are actually very effective)

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