• xploit@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    This one is technically modern, as I saw it used by some guy relatively recently (couple of decades back), but going by technology development it could theoretically apply to Victorian times, if not for the crudeness;
    ‘I’d rather have my dick slammed in the car door.’

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      18 days ago

      I would find immeasurably greater pleasure in the use of my member to arrest the rapid closure of the door of a driverless carriage.

      …if we’re going with loquaciousness as the defining characteristic of Victorian english.