• PugJesus@piefed.socialOPM
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    3 days ago

    breaks into Iran unprovoked

    murders 150 schoolchildren, plus hundreds of other civilians

    kills the leader of Iran

    gives 30 billion to Iran to not close the Strait of Hormuz

    refuses to elaborate

    leaves?

    Can anyone tell me the fuck was the point of any of this?

    (jk, I already know it’s to distract from the domestic problem of the US president being outed as a pedophile)

    • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world
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      Three hundred billion.

      Bibi told trump, “three day operation, in and out like Venezuela, they’ll love you in the midterms”. And dealmaker fartist trump promptly gets his mushroom caught in the fence.