Scientists Confirm Sentient Life In Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

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Scientists Confirm Sentient Life In Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

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A routine algae sample from the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool reveals a sentient environmental superorganism that declares humanity an embarrassment and takes credit for humiliating the most powerful idiot it could find.

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