• altphoto@lemmy.today
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    27 days ago

    Nah, you guys are crazy! I’m offering no nukes, no biological weapons and you can pass the straight or the gay LGBTQ AI of Vermoose. All I’m asking for here is 12 billion in cash tax free. Cheap! C’mon!

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      26 days ago

      I am offering the same, but I am willing to pay half of it as taxes. Then Trump can hire another hand-picked contractor to fuck up the pool from my tax billions.

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        26 days ago

        Same deal doubled but 2 thirds go to the ruling party as tribute. Again, no nukes. And each gets a gold watch and a blue patch from the reflecting pool made into a commemorate pin. If you have dementia it comes with your name and phone number. You might not know it’s your name so there will be a reassuring message telling you that. “You might not know it’s your name”.