Scientists announcing a portal back to the “good timeline” expected ethical concerns about interdimensional murder, but were instead overwhelmed by applicants asking whether baseball bats counted as carry-on luggage.
  • AngryRedHerring@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    5 days ago

    If this were actually the case I have to imagine that they would have sent back much more competent time traveling assassins.

    Oh, and it was definitely the Cubs