My wife’s dog doesn’t like people … any people. She’s scared of us if we put on a hat, or it’s dark, or she’s just not feeling it for some random reason.

Meanwhile, my dog only likes me and one old man who lives in our village. She barely tolerates my wife, will nip other women, and be even more aggressive to men.

The joys of rescue dogs. We knew what we were signing on to, but it’s a lot of work.