He’d probably just change some water. In fitting with OP post, he’s the “drink & drive” type.
EDIT: I can’t tell if this joke is too subtle, or if it’s just landed with a thud. Just in case it’s the former, here’s the explanation: Jesus is known for turning water into wine (the “drink” part), so I figured he could also change it into fuel (“drive”).
Would Jesus pay around £1.50 for a litre of petrol though
He’d probably just change some water. In fitting with OP post, he’s the “drink & drive” type.
EDIT: I can’t tell if this joke is too subtle, or if it’s just landed with a thud. Just in case it’s the former, here’s the explanation: Jesus is known for turning water into wine (the “drink” part), so I figured he could also change it into fuel (“drive”).