You start with a goat. You negotiate for some if its blood (this is an anarchist community kitchen, so we gotta go vegan, there’s extra steps here). Then you clone that blood in a lab so its no longer directly an animal product.
You draw a pentagram with the ‘goat’ blood in any room with a sink a prep surface and a heating element while chanting a curry burrito recipe.
Sacrifice an hour of your time to meetings.
End with a bitter argument about whether honey is vegan.
“then lets start a community kitchen so we will have more time to spend with our families”
How does that work?
You start with a goat. You negotiate for some if its blood (this is an anarchist community kitchen, so we gotta go vegan, there’s extra steps here). Then you clone that blood in a lab so its no longer directly an animal product.
You draw a pentagram with the ‘goat’ blood in any room with a sink a prep surface and a heating element while chanting a curry burrito recipe.
Sacrifice an hour of your time to meetings.
End with a bitter argument about whether honey is vegan.
And it is done.