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I think they’d probably get him.
He’d get arrested the same day and immediately commit suicide in prison as he hangs himself from his bunk bed using bedsheets. Doctors would confirm his non-suspicious cause of death in seconds and JD Vance would take over.
No bonbons were thrown or otherwise used during this scenario.
It shit its pants in its confusion.
That’s just a normal day though.
