Optimize for both mutual buy-in and 2nd order avoidance of divorce/subsequent marriage and sexual functioning issues after the fact

  • Stampy@lemmy.ca
    2·
    2 days ago

    There was a rumour that Marilyn Manson had some ribs removed to perform felatio on himself. Not sure if it would work for chicks tho. Or you could go to a swingers club or install a dating app, but that’s a lot of work…

  • Mickey7@lemmy.world
    7·
    4 days ago

    Easy resolution. The wife must have friends. At least one of them single. Have her friend come over. They both get naked. The wife takes her time licking her friends pussy. When satisfied, as a reward for her friend, the husband ass fucks her. Takes her in the ass because fucking her pussy would be cheating

    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radioEnglish
      3·
      2 days ago

      This is the way. Or, the hubby could get a blowjob while the wife is whistling through the wheat fields.

      Also not cheating. 😇

    • cheese_greater@lemmy.worldOP
      3·
      4 days ago

      I like the idea of the wife arranging to have a sleep-over with a friend and the husband knowingly taking a trip or going somewhere to do something fun

      while this is happening so there’s a quantum-superposition type situation where nobodies hiding what is or could be happening but nobody asks and its arguably more sexualy compelling for both to maintain the “secret”

      Nothing else need change, its many guys fantasy anyway much less being allowed to witness or participate in the proceedings