• LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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    10 hours ago

    Rock. It will last through the ages/random moves. Its small and portable but substantial enough to be satisfying. My only concern is id be afraid id try to skip it across a lake and lose it.

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    16 hours ago

    The pictures imply a specific definition of “perfect,” and if we’re just going by the pics then that sword stick trumps the smooth rock.

    BUT if we get to choose the definition of “perfect” then I’m pretty sure the coolest “rocks” I can imagine finding would trump the coolest “sticks” I can imagine finding.

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      13 hours ago

      Yeah I have a bunch of rocks I’ve picked up because they were either extra pretty and cool colours, or just really smooth and a nice shape. I would definitely pick up that stick and swing it around a bit and carry it with me for the rest of the hike, but when I get back to the car I’m tossing it into the forest or leaving it at the trailhead for someone else to find. That rock is definitely coming home with me though.

  • DJ Putler@lemmy.mlB
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    11 hours ago

    Projectile weapons are pretty good. You’d need a sling or imperfect stick to throw the stone & make it competitive. How many inventory spaces do I have remaining?

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    12 hours ago

    I could enjoy the stick a lot for a day but the rock I could put on my desk and enjoy it a little every time I see it.

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    16 hours ago

    My intrusive thoughts would take over if I ever held that rock and I would absolutely YEET it.

  • RacerX@lemmy.zip
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    18 hours ago

    Sticks can be lightsabers, great swords, staves, walking sticks, katanas, guitars, hockey sticks/golf clubs, and hundreds of other things.

    A rock is a rock.

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    18 hours ago

    Rock!
    You can hold onto it as a paper weight for reat of your life or carry it around in your pocket - knowing you have the perfect rock!