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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

The cylinder must be protected

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The cylinder must be protected

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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    C’mon! Post the copy pasta that accompanies this piece of history!

    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

    • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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      The what?

      • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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        There is a thread, don’t recall if it’s a green text, or from reddit, but this person kept asking for help on how to get a “tube” out of the M&Ms container, but that the “tube” needed to be protected

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          No harm must come to the tube!

        • cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          He kept calling it a cylinder and said that it was imperative the cylinder remain unharmed.

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          I’ve never seen a solid plastic container for m&ms

          • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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            Im in canada and they have them, or at least had them for the m&m minis

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            I have only seen slightly bigger than finger sized ones for M&M minis which makes the thread even funnier.

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            They’re all over the place. Even Dick’s sells them.

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              That explains it, must something in north America then, or I just didn’t really paid attention in here

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          It was a Reddit post.

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