“We are looking for new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran,” CENTCOM wrote in a group email.
throwaway morale and desensitization exercise. the war is for manipulating the stock market and betting app money laundering.
As much as I hate Iran I have no inclination to help Trump. They would never implement my ideas anyways, such as “promote a democratic opposition within Iran using food and medical centers”
He could probably just pull support of Israel and call it a day, honestly.
Suggest Trump and Hegseths offer their resignation and offer up voluntary submission to international courts for war crimes. I bet we could get some real wins for the US as a trade tbh.
If we offered supporting the trying of Netanyaho? Man, I bet we could get a US base put there on complitition lol
For real though, anyone competent and non-totally corrupt would be seen as the “good guys” in this conflict against a fundamentalist regime that had just cracked down on its citizens “recently”, but here we are…
Two old guys chatting in Home Depot say we should just nuke Iran. I imagine this is Trump’s main idea, so DOD will listen to literally any other plan.
Maybe they can get Marvel to put an Iranian villain in their next film or something.
Have they tried just stopping
May he come up with the rug pull of all rug pulls to completely bankrupt rootgrass MAGA.
crowdsourcing an end to a war started by a pedo president being blackmailed by isreal
What a time to be alive /s
I’m just spit balling here, but maybe don’t start a war in the first place?
