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Turtle soup
He’ll show up any minute now.
The same as for finding Waldo.
Finding the corporal husk of Lich McConnel is meaningless.
To end his unliving existence, you must find and destroy his phylactery.
Legend says it is stored in the deepest catacombs of the US Senate, protected by a magic barrier of a million eternally wailing working class souls.
Alive? Nothing. I am not contributing to that GoFundMe…
Eternal damnation.
Your death. Guarantee you they’ve got him frozen in some forgotten morgue, surrounded by thugs with standing orders to shoot on sight.
Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.
You do not want Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.




