trip would send god out the door
abs love I was going for Façade-posting but I actually accidentally created a honey trap for nerds (not derogatory, this time)
I wanted:
Grace: Trip, you said you were going to put that away.
*phone rings*
thanos: hard melon require throbbing will
:0
>:[
Trip: Okay, thanos you need to leave now
I got:
The buff senator from metal gear rising could beat thano, but only when red sun is playing
MELONS
>:(
Kratos. Thanos had god-like powers, Kratos killed actual gods including the fates themselves.
Steve. What can’t he do
If his smash adaptation is anything to go by, Thanos will be begging for mercy as he gets 0 to death’.
Mario. Have fun living when he smashes you with his ass at half the speed of light.
Prince of All Cosmos. Thanos is no where near the largest thing that’s been in a Katamari.
V1 ultrakill would have Thanos shitting and pissing himself
+ PURPLEKILL
why kill half the universe for “balance” when you can kill 100% of it for blood!
