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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Texas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculators

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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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Texas Instruments unveils a gold Jesus button for calculators, giving students one final option when math, logic, and showing their work have failed.
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    What happens if you use both in an equation?

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      You get a nice TAN

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      That’s mixing god and science together which would be an an abomination to most christians. Or if you are dan brown it’s just normal bookstory

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