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Texas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculators

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Texas Instruments unveils a gold Jesus button for calculators, giving students one final option when math, logic, and showing their work have failed.

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ICE agents immediately subdued and shot the calculator.

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