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minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoIf 8 people, standing in an octagon, press those buttons at the same time, at midnight, the rapture activates.
minus-squareManjushri@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoDo they have to be Christians? Because if not, I can round up seven more people real quick and finally be left behind in peace.
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoAny human will do as long as they can push a button.
If 8 people, standing in an octagon, press those buttons at the same time, at midnight, the rapture activates.
Do they have to be Christians? Because if not, I can round up seven more people real quick and finally be left behind in peace.
Any human will do as long as they can push a button.