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Texas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculators

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Texas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculators

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Texas Instruments unveils a gold Jesus button for calculators, giving students one final option when math, logic, and showing their work have failed.

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You’d carry it if it had a solid gold Jesus button. But no, it’s not gold. It’s the same paint they use on Trump’s toilets.

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