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ICE to Deploy Jetpacks, Hoverboards in Bold New Strategy of Never Having to Do Cardio

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New military spending package promises jetpacks and hoverboards, transforming immigration enforcement into a terrifying fusion of militarized policing and overweight mall security.

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This will create comedic crashes far more impressive than ICE on ice guy
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  it would be sublime

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